Since I didn't have time to write a race report, how about this one from Caroline. But first: my picture...

 

So, how was the Iron ManIron WomanIron Blonde?

by Caroline Brawner

 

Yes, even blondes can do the Iron Man. The above question was asked of me upon my entering the Fish Hoek Athletic Club on the first Wednesday after the event. There were actually seven of us from the Club who were courageous enough or foolhardy enough (you choose) to attempt the 2001 Iron Man Africa in Gordons Bay on 31 March. Im pleased to report that all seven finished with quite respectable times.

 

For me, it all started when I swam the Fish Hoek Mile in December and discovered that, after not swimming a stroke for two years and never having swum more than half a kilometre in my life, I could actually do it. Mind you, I took twice as long as the first woman but, since shed been a Fish Hoek nipper and therefore had gills and webbed feet, I was impressed with my attempt. That warm, tingly feeling that comes after successfully finishing event (or maybe it was just the feeling come back into my frozen limbs) got me thinking that I might actually be able to do the 3.8 kilometre swim in the Iron Man.

 

For those of you who dont know, the Iron Man began as a challenge between some friends in Hawaii. Each had participated in the 3 big (separate) island events--a 3.8 km swim, a 180 km cycle and a standard marathon of 42.2 km--and they wanted to see if they could do all three events back to back. What is about humans that they just cant leave well enough alone, that they seem to always make life more difficult than it has to be???

 

The Hawaii Iron Man is the granddaddy and still the most sought-after of the dozen-plus Iron Man triathlons that now take place around the world. South Africa entered the field last year with about 250 participants (relay teams were permitted as well but only for that first year) and already by the second year over 750 athletes (who obviously should be under close psychiatric observation) participated. An astounding 40% were from overseas (See, South Africa isnt the only country full of crazies!). Needless to say, this is the best thing to happen to the Gordons Bay economy in years.

 

The reality of entering the race hit shortly after the Christmas holidays when I suddenly realised that I would actually have to do some training. This wasnt the usual South African laid-back Oh, is there a marathon this weekend? thing; I had to do some homework this time. As a member of the former Health and Raquet Club, I made use of the Constantia pool about twice a week as I didnt have a proper wetsuit yet. This was another of the surprises of the Iron man: the hidden costs. Virtually everyone wears a triathlon wetsuit. Not only do these keep you warm but they provide buoyancy and streamlining. However, they definitely arent free. My Coral wetsuit (yes, Im blatantly advertising coz I really like the friendly folks at Coral) cost 900 rands. But, I promise you, it was well worth it! Unfortunately, since there was a rush on triathlon wetsuits at that time, they ran out of material and I didnt get my suit till just a few weeks before the event.

 

My next concern was the cycling. Ive always enjoyed cycling but Ive always been slow. Ive had this theory that the reason is because the bike usually weighs nearly as much as me (OK, OK, about one third) but Ive come to realise that I really am slow. Of course, training would help and I didnt do nearly enough. Some short rides and three long rides (including a casual Argus) werent enough despite the fact that I borrowed a very nice, 8 kg bike with more than the usual number of gears for road bikes.

 

The running was the one thing I didnt worry about and, what with the other training, I probably ran less than I normally would have in those two months. The Sports Science Institute asked all the Iron Man competitors to fill out a form with all the details of their training in the 30 days leading up to event. They probably had a good laugh over mine: not only was it minimal but it included 2 adventure races (I didnt describe in detail the adventure race activity that required the 3 teammates to propel 3 inner tubes tied together across a dam for a distance of 600 metres.)

 

Three days before the Iron Man, I went to Gordons Bay for registration. I got my goodie bag then put myself into the hands of the Sports Science Institute. Every athlete had his/her weight taken (just after Id eaten half a large pizza), pulse and blood pressure measured, and two vials of blood taken. This last seemed a bit unfairjust when I needed my blood most, they were taking it from me! They told me to shut up and go carbo-load.

 

At the registration, they had given us all sorts of coloured plastic bags and numbers. The night before the race was spent putting numbers on the bike, the wetsuit, the swim cap, on the back of the cycling outfit and on the front of the running vest. At the start, I got numbers written on my arms and legs plus I wore a champion chip velcrod around my ankle. There may have been other problems during the Iron Man but mistaken identities wouldnt be one of them!

 

The plastic bags all had my race number on them. The red one was for the bike leg, the blue for the run leg, the yellow was the special needs bag for the run leg, the green was the special needs bag for the bike leg and the white was the finish bagor something like that. The idea behind all this confusion was that when we came running out of the water, wed yell our race number and some lackey would produce the appropriate bag. Wed dash into the male or female tent (there was a female who ran into the male tent!) and change into the cycling kit in the bag; same for the cycle to run transition. The special needs bags were optional and would be waiting at the cycle and run turn-around points.

 

One of the nice things about the Iron Man is its civilised start time: 7 AM. This has a lot to do with the fact that the first event is swimming and it really helps if you can see the buoys (more on that later). Unfortunately, the calm sunny weather all the week before the Iron Man had given way to southeaster winds during the night. Now, coming from Fish Hoek, I not only expected a southeaster after 6 calm days but I reckoned I would not be unnerved by a little Cape breeze like some of the foreign participants. However, I was surprised throughout the day by how many directions a southeast wind can blow from over on the other side of False Bay. The first surprise was that the start was delayed by 15 minutes because the buoys had been blown out of placefurther out to sea. Yes, the southeaster blows down from Sir Lowrys Pass and out into the bay!

 

The start was a water start meaning we didnt run into the water en masse but rather swam a hundred metres out into the water. The professionals (versus us age group competitors) were positioned in the front. We could tell because of the colour of their swim capsred for men, white for women as opposed to our blue and yellow. (I wondered about the number of gays in the race as I saw several men in yellow caps???)

 

Anyway, 7 AM came and went while we were bobbing around in the water like so much shark bait. People began to grumble and teeth began to chatter, especially amongst those with sleeveless wetsuits. Word spread about the buoys having moved but so did complaints that someone should have noticed this problem before 7 AM. About 7:15 the gun fired and we were off. I swam well, thinking the waves werent half bad, until I reached the second turn (it was a triangle course) and suddenly met the wind head on. Even though I have excellent vision, the foggy goggles, the rising sun in my eyes and the waves creating considerable crests and troughs made it very difficult to see the very distantly placed buoys. Apparently I wasnt the only one with this problem and it became evident that following the people in front of me was not a great strategy; it was a case of the blind following the blind. Eventually a surfski came over and told us to Go left but I still couldnt spot the buoy. He came back a few minutes later and repeated the instructions. Eventually I spotted a buoy but it was the second oneI never did see the first one and wonder just how much time I wasted swimming zigzags. I later asked why the front competitors dont have trouble finding their way and learned they have a lead boat. Must be nice.

 

After 1 hour and 19 minutes I got vertical againnot without some difficultyand dashed toward the showers and female tent. I had read that there would be wetsuit peelers to assist our transition but I had assumed these would be in the appropriate tent, not out in the open. This presented a problem as I had decided to save time by not wearing a costume under my wetsuit. I was barely out of the water when a big burly guy approached me and started to pull down my wetsuit. I jumped back and said I didnt have a costume on but hed been given his instructions and said he was supposed to peel my wetsuit for me. Not wanting to create an international incident for all the media there, I held onto my wetsuit and dashed for the female tent before my peeler got too insistent.

 

The transition was a real pleasurenever before have I had someone to help dress me. My personal assistant (a woman this time although I later heard that there were women helping in the male tent and many men were not amused) dumped out the contents of my plastic bag, grabbed the towel and helped dry me off, held my cycling shorts as I got into them and tried to help me put on my shoes and socks but we discovered this is an activity best done one foot at a time. While I was putting on my gloves, she smeared sunscreen over my arms, legs and face. As I ran out of the tent, putting on my dark glasses and helmet, she called Good luck and cleaned up the mess Id left behind. I could get used to this personal assistant stuff!

 

Once on the bike, I cycled through the small but enthusiastic crowd and toward Kleinmond. The wind was still moderate for my first loop and I enjoyed the stunning views along the route. Someone I met on the second loop said hed seen a whale (it was too soon for him to be hallucinating despite it being very much the wrong season for whales). By the time I reached Kleinmond, virtually everyone I knew who was racing had passed me so I was pretty certain I would not set a cycling speed record. While it was drizzling from Bettys Bay to Kleinmond all day, it was sunny between Rooi Els and Gordons Bay but we were very fortunate in having quite moderate temperatures.

 

The front riders passed me (on their second lap) soon after Id made my first turn at Kleinmond. My cycle was sooo slow that, by my second loop, the only people I had for company were those who were having mechanical problems, were seriously overweight (I later saw that one get into a rescue vehicle) and the friendly Brit who told me he had done his training in minus 8 degree weather. Now thats dedication! In general, my ride was pleasant and there were no hills that could compete with Ou Kaapse Weg; it was just unbelievably long! My bum got very sore on the first loop but must have gone numb by the second one. It was still painful to sit in a chair two days later!

 

There were three negatives on my second loop: the running out of supplies at the water tables, the wind and the traffic. The first was due to poor planning and I was not impressed that the second sponsor, Energade, underestimated both the cycle and the run legs. As to more solid refreshment, after nearly dying of starvation during last years Comrades after believing what people told me about so much food being available (no, I didnt try running up to the closest skottle braai and asking for a vegetarian patty), I had learned my lesson and carried a bag of goodies on my bike. Still, by about 2 pm I was feeling the distinct need for solid food and was thinking it was hopeless as I hadnt seen a bread roll, except half eaten ones on the ground, for several hours. Then a miracle occurred: as I passed the next water table, virtually empty except for water, a guy held out a cheese and tomato sandwich. Im certain theres a place in Heaven waiting for that man. I dont think Ive ever enjoyed a simple cheese and tomato sarmi so much in my life!

 

By about midday, it was evident that Weatherman Pete had been severely wrong in his prediction of a 35 kph southeaster. It was a long, hard battle to get back to Kleinmond the second time but at least it was a breeze coming back. Except that bay between Rooi Els and Gordons Bay. I dont know its name but I will always remember it as Hell. So, for the first time in my life I finally have a nice light bike and here I am wishing like anything that I had my good solid, stable mountain bike. The winds in this section had no rhyme or reason, whipping down hills, around corners, coming from the left and the right, from in front and behind. On several occasions, it pushed me from behind faster than I could pedal then all of a sudden it would push me back with the same force so that it was all I could do to keep moving forward at a crawl. But the worst was the crosswinds. I tried to cycle along the line in the middle of the road so that I had maximum room when the wind would suddenly shove me left or right. The problem with this strategy was that, since the front riders had long since finished their cycle leg, the road had been opened again and whole lines of cars would go by me. They were polite and didnt hoot but they would subtly try to herd me back over to the side of the road where I should be. Safe and secure in their solid cars, they were clueless that I was battling just to stay upright and was scared to death that Id be blown off the road. This section was about 5 kilometres long but, to me, it was the longest part of the race. I later heard that one woman had been blown off her bike and over the retaining wallshe was in hospital. I also heard of another woman who had been blown off her bike twice. No man I spoke to seemed to be particularly bothered by this phenomenontypical!

 

I was ecstatic that I finished the cycle leg an hour before the cut-off time but was a little dispirited when, not half a kilometre from the transition point, I heard the loud speaker very excitedly announcing the arrival of the first womanhaving finished her marathon run before Id even gotten off the bike! The good news was that Id finally gotten to my sport and, having done such a slow (though not easy) cycle, I still had energy left. This was in major contrast to many of the runners. I heard complaints about the wind which, by now, was gusting up to 100 kilometres an hour but otherwise very little chit chat. Facial expressions were decidedly determined. By my second loop along the Strand, it was like the walking wounded returning from battle. I motored along at a steady pace although I have to admit my steps were the small strides of tired legs. Much of the run route was either straight into the wind or with it directly behind. The latter was not as pleasant as one might think because our tired legs couldnt take full advantage of it. I often felt like a rag doll being picked up and thrown aroundI was not in control of my movements. The headwinds were sometimes so strong that it simply felt like Ollie Le Roux had his hands on your shoulders and was trying to push you backwards. The most disagreeable aspect of the wind was the sand and road grit that was constantly blown into our faces and mouths. When a gust would do this unexpectedly with 100 km force, it made a poke in the eye with a sharp stick seem a pleasant alternative.

 

I felt reasonably strong during the run and I cheerily greeted friends I hadnt seen since theyd long since passed me on the cycle leg. Once again, I had food and squeezies with me and what a difference that made as the water tables were seriously low on everything. By my second loop, whole water tables had packed up as they had nothing left. I also knew Id be finishing in the dark and had taken a long sleeved Cape Storm top tied around my waist. Others, especially walkers, suffered in the wind and evening chill. The organisers actually drove along the route handing out t-shirts; a few people were wrapped in black plastic bags. There was a stunning sunset but I dont think many of the people still running appreciated it. It was such a sorry lot that I joked with or gave words of encouragement to all the women, many of whom had passed me on the cycle but now I was passing them (plus an awful lot of men!)

 

I finished in 14:29:55 which meant sometime after 9:30 PM. There were volunteers at the end who put my medal on me and took my arm to lead me to the medical tent. They weighed me; I think Id only lost a kg but it was hard to tell since the last time I was weighed was in my wetsuit. Then I was laid on a stretcher with all the other finishers (*MASH* without the blood) with the tent flapping like it was trying to take off. They took my blood pressure and pulse and one vial of blood. In exchange for this last, I was given Energade although I heard earlier finishers were offered proper food (which was actually left overs from the dinner brought for the volunteers). Having cooled down, I nearly froze on the walk on the 50 metre walk to the tent with the plastic bags. I put on warm gear, hoisted the other bags and trundled off into the dark night.

 

A bit anticlimactic but there were few well wishers left as it was cold and blowing a gale. Still, some of my best memories of the race were the enthusiastic volunteers in all stages of the race, right up till the end, providing encouragement despite the fact that they were probably as nearly exhausted as the athletes. A few running friends from Fish Hoek and other clubs showed up for a few hours and cheered us on but most had given up by nightfall. I have to admit the Iron Man is not much of a spectator sport; you only see people at the transition point so I especially appreciated the support.

 

The next morning most of the competitors showed up for prize giving--probably because it included a free buffet breakfast containing those foods the racers had avoided during months of rigorous training. The age group winners were given automatic placement in the Hawaii Iron Man but not any money to help get there. Sadly, most of the southern African winners had to decline but all the Europeans and Americans jumped at the opportunity. I predict well be seeing an even higher percentage of overseas competitors next year.

 

We all poured over the race photos that were sale, exchanged war stories and then hobbled off back to our regular lives--with thoughts of coming back next year after promising to do more training next time!

 

 

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